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What Annoys Me on Twitter (Blog 9 #oneaday)

It’s no secret that I love Twitter, quite a lot. I use it to connect with other like minded people, a few people I know IRL and some companies and publications I am particularly interested in. The people I follow update with amusing, relevant ‘tweets’. Most of them also link to interesting things they have found online, or interesting things they have written themselves. Bearing this in mind I have a few bug-bears of how other people use Twitter.

Now the great thing about Twitter is that you don’t have to put up with any of the below, you follow who you follow, and leave out all the rest. You also have the right, if you wish, to do ALL of the below. That’s fine, I just won’t be following you. (This is with the exception of point one – that one I can forgive).

People who don’t have favourites. This is a minor one but still. All I can say is seriously? There has never been anything that anyone has posted that you want to remember? Not even a link you want to check out later? I think you are a little bit weird. Follow more people, particularly those who are amusing. This might even be a bit of a selfish point really, as when i’m bored I check out people’s favourites to learn more about what they find amusing (in a non-stalker way) and to find new people to follow.

People who only favourite themselves. I’ll accept a few of your own tweets, especially if it is clear it’s not just so you can go back and marvel at your own poetic genius. However, if every other tweet is your own I think you maybe need to take a long look in the mirror and decide that maybe this is not necessary. After all, there is plenty of opportunity to gloat in how amazing you are on your profile page (that’s where I go) without looking like you are insufferably arrogant.

Updating without links. Add value. Talk about something and then link to it. Don’t reference something obscure and then don’t give us access to it. Yes we all have Google but we don’t always have time to do three targeted searches on the way to the car. Link please!

Only following people you know. You are more than entitled to do this, just don’t then moan at me that Twitter is boring and uninspired. You know what those people you are following are going to say and what they are thinking because you see them everyday. You are not making the most of Twitter. This is your choice. Do Not Moan.

Those who don’t respond to conversations. Celebrities don’t respond to comments on their tweets because they have 80 million everyday. The rule for pretty much everyone else is, if the comment is fair or even amusing you should respond in some way. Even if it’s just to say ‘yeah!’. It makes you accessible. I think this is particularly important if you are a company or celebrity, for everyone else it is just polite!

Those who moan about celebrities not responding to conversations. See above.

Those who ONLY follow celebrities. This is again a different use of Twitter that you are perfectly entitled to do. It annoys me because there are so many non-celebrities that are amusing, intelligent, informative people. By all means follow celebrities, I do so myself, but open your eyes to the wider added value from others on the site.

Twitter is a brilliant tool if you use it to it’s best advantage. The biggest complaint I have is people criticising my use of the site because it has now become popularised and they don’t understand or like it. You don’t like it because you don’t use it the right way for you. Now you have an idea of how I use it, maybe you will look at it with new eyes.

You can follow me on twitter here.

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CV Do Nots (Blog 6 #oneaday)

I read CVs every day and I have learnt a lot from the experience. What have I learned? Some very basic rules of ‘what not to do’. This does not mean that my CV is perfect, because I am sure it is not. But what’s that saying again? I think it’s ‘Do what I say, not what I do’.

If I could give some very basic advice of What Not To Do, it would include some of the following list.

1) Spelling mistakes
This just looks sloppy, and it is offensive to read. It screams I don’t care, even if that is not the case. I wrote a covering email to one of my favourite blogs fairly recently on my tiny 10.5 inch laptop and made a hideously obvious spelling mistake. Obvious that is IF you can read what you are writing and it’s not size 1. No reply from that application. Lesson well and truly learned.

2) Grammatical errors
I read a CV recently that started with ‘Well I am a…’. No. Don’t do it. It’s not right. The same applies to not capitalising your letters. ‘i’ is not acceptable in any circles as far as ‘i’ am aware.

3) Photographs of yourself/ your pets/ your OH
Oh my goodness, this does actually happen. And it’s scary. An employer should not be judging you on your appearance anyway. It makes your CV more interesting to look at, just because it is a picture, but it is not professional.

4) CC’ing one hundred and one other companies in the covering email
Do I need to say more?

5) Talking about your specific interest in something the company does not do
You have not done your research. You are not particularly interested in THIS company. We have a lot of CVs and as far as we are concerned we can not offer you the position you want. Fast track to the ‘no’ pile.

6) Ridiculous email addresses
This is not necessarily a deal breaker but when we all know anyone can set up a free email address there really is no need to use suzi-loves-tequila-all-night@booziemail.com.

7) Size 48 font size
It makes your CV look like it was written by someone who was about 12 and makes my eyes bleed.

8 ) Non relevant, non targeted previous experience
You want to write about makeup but you have previously worked in a zoo. Try to work that to your advantage. I have no idea how, but try and be creative. Do not just list that you cleaned out the animal cages. If you can’t make it relevant then either don’t include it, or be brief.

9) 50,000 pages long in size 2 font
Noone is going to be able to read all that. Especially if they have one hundred other CVs to look through. Bear that in mind.

10) Including an address that you do not live at/ contact numbers that don’t work/ an email that is no longer live
The company can’t hire you if they can not contact you. Make sure your CV is up to date and that you are either available on the numbers you have given, or very quick at responding to messages left. If you have given an email address make sure you check it regularly!

These are just some of the mistakes made. Feel free to add more below in the comments, and if you are looking, happy job hunting.

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